Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Randomize
