I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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