You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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