where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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