My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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