on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
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Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
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For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
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