when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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