the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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