playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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