I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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