I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
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I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
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What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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