dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
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fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
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Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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