never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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