Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
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What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
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PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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