I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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