Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
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