I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
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