I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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