Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
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i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
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Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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