just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
You dont lie about slip and slides
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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