And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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