I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
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You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
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He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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