didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
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I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
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She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
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