My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
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nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
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In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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