it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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