my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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