I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
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