Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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