I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
worst night to have a conscience
either way he was missing a nipple.
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I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
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Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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