Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
I just forgot I was standing up.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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