We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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