i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
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he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
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I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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