Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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