I heard we made out
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
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Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
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All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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