yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
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If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
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You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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