hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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