Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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