I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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