I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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