This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
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Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
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He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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