It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
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Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
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Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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