nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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