Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
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