i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
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