I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
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I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
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Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
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