Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
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Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
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I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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