I'm really into asian looking animals
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
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we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
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We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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