Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
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I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
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He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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