I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
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