none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Need sex. Gaining weight.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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