Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
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