Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
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I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
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I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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