So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
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I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
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Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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