he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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