to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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