Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
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I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
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Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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