Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
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she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
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On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
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