Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
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I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
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Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
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